Wrinky stink

The orifice at the end of ones digestive tract.

Geesus, I have a really itchy wrinky stink today.

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Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*