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Schoolie Killer

A person who demolishes the nasty free school lunch provided by the nycdoe leaving it nothing but a memory.

I entered the lunchroom, to my suprise seeing Jayden Browne, Keshawn Smalls and Tyler Thomas, all licking their plates and I asked, “why are you guys doing this”? They joyfully responded, “Because were schoolie killers”.

by Schoolie Police January 12, 2022


T Brodie Award

An identical award that was given to Terrence and someone else.

Geez Louise, I can’t believe Lindon got the T Brodie award. I would give it back if I was him. I can’t believe I got the same award as Terrence.

by Schoolie Police July 22, 2022