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I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.
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This would be a POOP ATTACK
Me and the fellas went to lunch at the Chinese Buffet and stopped at Lowes before we went back to work. The PA Kicked in at about the front door so I had to pucker my butt cheeks up and run to the restroom. Almost ran it down my leg.
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Short answer a penis. Its what gay men want.
Hey I hear clarence like to chase the stick pussy around.
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The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.
BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.
SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.
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