Cusstard

A name for one whom’st’d’ve used excessive swear words. A conjunction of the words Cuss and Retard. Pronounced as the sweet pudding.

Pedro: “Who the bitch is that son of a slut motherslutter whom’st’d’ve eaten these fucking Cimmanon Toast Brunch?!”
Miguel: “Relax, cusstard. ‘Twas I whom’st’d’ve consume the Cimmanons.”

Mumbo jumbling

Undecipherable nonsense muttered under one's breath in moments of intense stress, anger, or amusement.

Pedro: Babashabashalingbingdafrinkatinkoorupikachashambeepoliutiurrambulooloo.

Pablo: Wtf did Pedro just say?!

Takashi: He is probably just mumbo jumbling about his history finals...

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