Seattle

Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.

Seattle Regularly

Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn

Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees

Me: Go play cross country.

Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?

Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.

Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!

Me: Thanks!

See what I mean?

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