poop shoota

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.

"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."