tittle

That's a third nipple.

I gotta get my tittle removed. It's a little embarrassing.

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zarf

An especially violent or long-distance projectile vomit.

Did you see that guy? He zarfed 40 feet! He must be really sick.

ferrule

An especially sophisticated feral cat.

Ouch, dude! That ferrule just punctured my kneecaps! Ouch...

Dysania

An underground adults-only thing at Disney World.

Hey baby. Hey listen, I got tickets to Dysania.

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paresthesia

When Paris no longer moves you.

I've been to Paris so many times that I have developed paresthesia.

frisson

A sort of a half-hearted, very fast frisking.

He kind of gave me a frisson. He seemed like he didn't care what I was about the contraband on my body. Just gave me a little frisson.

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petrichor

The middle of a rock.

"Hey dude. I'm sitting on a petrichor."
"A what now?"
"It means the middle of a rock, bro."