shortbash

v. The act of knocking, demeaning or otherwise making-fun of the band 'Shortstack' and their sheer lack of musical talent.

Hey! Don't shortbash, don't you know it hurts their feelings.

iPhowned

To have your iPhone taxed by someone, usually on a regular basis, in order to play tap-tap, access facebook or another of the iPhone's various 'apps'.

Man, I totally just iPhowned you but what's your PIN-Code, I wanna play tap-tap!

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iPhowner

Someone who is constantly takes (or iPhowns) other peoples' iPhones, so much so that it would appear that they own their own.

Dude she's such an iPhowner - always taking mine to play tap-tap and go on facebook!

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iPhoning

To use an iPhone, its freaking cool 'apps' and internet access.

Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.

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hedged

A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.

That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.