All Chinked up

When a person is so stoned they can barely keep their eyes open and are squinting at everyone - looking 'Cartoon style Asian American'

"has he got something in his eye?"

"Nah, Too much weed - he's all chinked up & heading for a whitey"

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Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge