Pulling an Austin

1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.

2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.

3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.

Example 1:

*Phone rings*

Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"

Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."

Example 2:

Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."

Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."

Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."

Example 3:

Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."

Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."

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