slash

Noun. A splash or quick unmeasured pour of liquor or other ingredient in a cocktail.

The drink calls for vodka with a slash of orange juice.

I had a slash of bourbon on the rocks.

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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

equilibriate

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

Snuffalupagus

1) Hairy animal featured on the childrens show Sesame street.

2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.

Snuffalupagus is swinging his hairy trunk around.

Look at the size of that Snuffalupagus

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jom brix

Something that sounds cool to think, but sounds stupid when you actually say it.

I'm so Jom that I'm Brix! - Smoo

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Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

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clotches

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

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