tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

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swolmates

Two individuals who who form a friendship from working out together on a daily basis.

Mike - "Are you working out after work today?"
Carl - "Yeah but I'm waiting for C Bent to meet me."
Mike - "Oh damn, you two are swolmates huh?"