Aunt-Frances

Snatch Stubble!

1: While enjoying cunnilingus with Thy’s spouse. Her roughly semi unshaven mons- pubis reminds you of a child hood cheek kiss from your moms sister.

2:My Wife need to shave her snatch. It reminds me of my Aunt-Frances mustache.

l-uber

When one needs assistance from a random driver to provide lubrication for back seat road sex.

Hey buddy, can you please spit on my junk so i can slide
My Scooter into my wife in your back seat. I have cotton mouth and I need to l-Uber

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Jeromed

While having innocent passionate intercourse with thy loved one. Your partner engages in obscene Vocular obscenities to describe current events like a white trash ignorant sports announcer at a mud rally motocross

Oh sweetheart I love you…:€£^%#*. Erk!! ! Shove that dirty scooter into my platinum rondiva stinkyass female dirty parts you dirty asshole. Yeh, you dirty whore! Your getting Jeromed

numbenuff

When one drinks to much that their ass sphincter goes numb.

Because the wife had to many tequila shots, her ass went numbenuff to allow my Scooter to penetrate her anal O' rings with minimal pain.

Zacklies

We ones breathe smells exactly like ones ass!

Hey buddy, im afraid you may have a case of the zacklies. Your crazy diet and lack of oral hygiene has caused your breath to smell zackly like his ass...

onher

It’s a respectable Toast amongst men when one does the honorable deed of pulling out thy Scooter before ejaculation.

Here is to honor. Can’t cum in her but you can cum onher!