Fancy insult

When you’re ripping scooters down the road and one of your scoota gang members leaves the scooter pack and you say, “this bitch leaving the scoota pack, what a lil loser” in an English or Australian accent.

J: This bitch is leaving the scoota pack
AD: What a littl loser (in English accent)
AB: I’m just going down the parking lot.
No need for a fancy insult.

JAAKED UP

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, drinks more than their body weight in beer and booze and takes ridiculous photos in front of a picture esque wall.

The scootagang is getting straight JAAKED UP in the streets by 4pm.

virtual pub crawl

When Rona 2020 ruins all your plans, so you take matters into your own hands and have all your friends join together on video to travel around each room in your house which is treated like a different bar. Name each bar/room according to your theme (i.e., Elf’s Alehouse a.k.a. The guest bedroom) 2 drink limit per pub to set yourself up for the best hangover while being together, apart, in the spirit of social distancing. The best part is no uber required!

The Scoota gang is dressed like a Christmas tree in the Elf’s Alehouse on their virtual pub crawl this weekend. #sweaterweatherisbettertogetherapart