Rooster Dick

A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex

Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.

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Asspuck

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.