morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

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trick

Scott the Skoalman. Likes to munch on butt.

In math, when you learn a formula that makes things a lot easier, many people say "God, why didn't you teach us that Scott before?" Scott essentially=trick

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perhapenstance

A better form of the word perhaps.

perhaps

Perhapenstance you are correct good sir.

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