bedfunk

A film you can't feel, can't see, or can't touch. But you can certainly smell it. Occurs strongly after a long night of boozing and smoking in excess. In a less strong sense, it may be comfortable and can smell rather pleasing, depending on what happened the night before.

I got bedfunk, wait up while I take a shower.

or

This bedfunk is sweet, I could lay around in bed all day.

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Anne Deadies

Babies in cute poses that aren't really cute, but dead.

Have you seen the new Anne Deadies calendar? Oh, November's dead baby is lovely.

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