Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"

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D-Rock

When a man, who hasnt masturbated in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he ejaculates it hits them so hard it hurts!

Person 1 - "Yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. If he aint careful, im'a wack my dick out and D-Rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around"

Person 1s Mate - "Yer seen, quit messin mate. You dont want him to D Rock you!"

Person 2 - "Eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he D Rocks me, I'm gonna try n catch his cum in my mouth!"

Person 1 - Fuck that shit...!

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