over-texter

A person who persistently sends long and boring text messages to your phone when it would be much easier to just call

Scott:Hmmmm it would appear that rodoliver has sent me one to many text messages, he is quite the over-texter

Joe:Ah yes, I concur

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canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

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poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

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