Biteable

Biteable is a term to describe a person of the opposite sex that is so incredibly cute that you just want to give them a nibble. Not so hard that you get a full course meal, but hard enough so that you could accurately rate their grade of meat.

Ryan: Scott, What would you rate that girl?

Scott: Definitely biteable.

Ryan: Agreed. She ain't no McDonald's grade C, she's definitely a beefeater grade A!

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Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

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