Bubes

These are hair follicles growing around the ring (aka “the pink quarters”) of the nipple. They can grow to disgusting lengths and despite folklore can grow on women’s boobies. It is not quite a boob, not quite your pubs but it’s your “bubes,” the name for your nipple hair.

Bobby: "Hey you really need to trim your bubes."
Jill: "Oh I know you like to get lost in my bubes."

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Snow Leopard

A Snow Leopard is a single woman of varying ages who frequents ski resorts in order to find, "the sugar Daddy". A partner who has the wealth and means to take a weekday off to ski and be hunted by the snow leopard. The Snow Leopard is typically a middle aged woman, 30-50's of age, looking to spend chair lift time locking a suspecting prey into at least 20 mins of small talk. The Snow Leopard is a proficient skier/snowboarder. Using their stylish dress and top brands to lure such prey into an afternoon ski sesh.

I just got off the ski lift and totally was hit on by a pair of Snow Leopard's!