go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.

"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."

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bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.

"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"

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