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A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"