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flappy

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.

by Scott trowbridge June 9, 2006

150πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


alts

gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.

XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.

by Scott trowbridge August 7, 2008

54πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


monicaing

When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.

Sweetie, pull your shirt down you're monicaing.

by Scott trowbridge June 9, 2006

15πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by Scott trowbridge June 9, 2006

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lil man

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone called lil man. If you don't remember, ask one of your old friends if they remember "lil man" and they will tell you that "so and so's little brother" was called "lil man"

Lil Man, my friends are here. Go watch TV with mom. We're talkin big dude stuff and no you can't play X-box with us.

by Scott trowbridge June 9, 2006

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by Scott trowbridge June 9, 2006

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž