The stomach wrenching gas explosion and overwhelmingly offensive bowel movement resulting from a night of regretful overindulgence in things such as mechanically separated meat products, pasteurized processed cheese products, chili, bean burritos, eggs, jalepenos, hot wings, etc.
Man after last night I had to drop a major homewrecker! It was so bad my wife left and threatened not to come back.
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