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loaf

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018

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puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018


halloween cake face

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.

oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018


never thanks

‘never thanks’ has a similar meaning to ‘no thanks’, it differs in the way that it is a permanent refusal of something or someone offered. Often used as a sarcastic response to something unwanted.

Do you want a gin and tonic? Never thanks mate it’s rank...
Or
Susan really likes you mate, will you go on a date with her?
Never thanks to that mate...

by Scottish edgit June 17, 2018


stinkarama

The term 'stinkarama' refers to the combined smell of farts created by more than one sleeping dog in a warm room.

oh my god it's stinkarama in here, open a window.

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018


fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018


tranny with a fanny

the term 'tranny with a fanny' refers to a woman who looks like a man but wears lots of makeup and short dresses to try and look more feminine, ultimately she appears to look like a transsexual. Knowing that she is actually a woman is where the 'with a fanny' bit comes from. fanny being a reference to female genitals.

look at here, she is a tranny with a fanny

by Scottish edgit April 26, 2018

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