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Catherineâs are the most perfect people you will ever meet. Always striving to be kind and putting others before themselves. She is incredibly funny, quirky, smart, and generous, while being incredibly strong willed and independent. They are the definition of someone who is pure to the bone and have a heart of gold. No matter how often you remind them these things though, they always refuse to take it to heart. They are incredibly beautiful, long brown hair and gorgeous green eyes. Similarly to how she refuses to accept her incredible character and personality, she refuses to believe her jaw dropping looks. She is just too humble to admit something like that. If you come across a Catherine in your life then she is an absolute keeper. She will always be there for you and will become a ray of light in your life.
Friend: Whoâs that lass over yonder?
Other Friend: Thatâs god damn Catherine.
An absolute smasher of a lass, and a complete peng ting. She gives hand jobs like thereâs no tomorrow, and has an incredible ability to create quadruple chins in an instant. Always gets rat assed at parties and ends up trying to piss in a bush, but this is just a reflection of how much bloody fun this lass is.
Mate: Oi Whoâs that lass giving John a gammie??
Other Mate: Oh thatâs Catherine, absolute mad lass she is!
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