Kilt

Before I start my definition, I have a message for all of you kilt hating smug assholes who think kilts are for homosexuals: you pant wearing men are too small dicked to wear a kilt because an updraft might blow your smidgen of manhood away like a dried leaf on a tree. Kilts are the definition of manliness in clothing form. It takes a real man to wear a kilt and not be insecure about it, and if you man up enough to wear a kilt for a day and not think about the looks from the retards who get their dicks smashed in all day by pants, you will enjoy wearing it more often, unless you are a Liberal.

Kilts kick ass in every way possible. Chuck Norris wears a kilt, but anyone who has seen him in it is killed before they can spread the word.

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