springfield

A kick-arse town in Missouri that is the native town of Brad Pitt.

I live in Springfield, MO.

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Novosel Special

On a cool Friday night when you’re low on supplies and need to quench that thirst you use ice cubes as your mixer for liquor

Damn I’m thirsty time for the novosel special

bajomba

A slap across the face with a massive dick. Essentially the same as a bajawa but with a bigger dick.

"Joey's asleep! I'm givin him a bajawa!
Fuck that, I'm givin him a bajomba!!" *slaps Joey's face with massive dick*

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twip

one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

If you ever come across a person that deserves this branding, you have bigger problems than I do coming up with a sentence.

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