Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

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beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

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Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

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Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.

Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!

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golden doughnut

Golden doughnut is slang for a womans vagina

im gana be threading the eye through the golden doughnut tonight mate!

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piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

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niche

a place suitable for the thing occupying it

my dick found its niche up her ass

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