Procreationist

a person who believes sex should be open to the creation of life (procreative) and acts accordingly; not to be confused with a supporter of Creationism, the misguided fundamentalist notion that the Bible conflicts with the theory of Evolution

That procreationist dude doesn't believe in condoms.

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Procrastian

a procrastinator of Olympic skill: "If procrastination were an Olympic event, I'd win a gold medal."

I've just spent 3 hours on Facebook. Man! I'm a total procrastian.

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The Scott Smith

One who makes or produces Scotts; not to be confused with the "Scot Smith," which are families with surnames traditionally prefixed with "Mc" or "Mac" depending on whether their lineage traces back to the lowlands or highlands, respectively.

"Oh man. I just ran out of Scotts. Send for the Scott Smith."

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