boob-jut walk

a style of female thug walk designed to foreshadow someone laying a smack down..

mary mac is a thug and has a boob-jut walk

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Jarrod

This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.

The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.

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