Howdy

"Howdy" is Texan for "Hello, I'm Carrying."

When meeting someone new and you are concealed carrying, instead of saying your typical greetings, you simply say "Howdy."

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.