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The crumbs and food that drop down your shirt and onto your tits from eating like a slob.
Had to whisper to my girlfriend to clean the titty litter off of her chest so the entire restaurant wouldn't notice.
When you wake up with morning-wood and roll over to spoon with your girlfriend hoping for sex.
I know what you're thinking put your Spoonwood away we're not having sex right now..
When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.
After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.
When you're in a relationship but you always have a side piece
Hey have you seen Scottys new girlfriend. Yea she's pretty cute but his hush puppy is smoking.
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The Bermuda Triangle aka The Burma is when a girl is laying on her back in a bikini and her hip bones push the bikini off leaving that shadow of goodness.
Many great men have gotten lost in The Burma
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The Bermuda triangle aka The Burma is when a girl is laying on her back in a bikini and her hip bones push the bikini off leaving the little shadow of goodness.
Many of great men have gotten lost in the Burma.
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