trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm

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hanger-downers

Sexy bits, such as a woman's pussy lips that tend to dangle.

"Shazam! Look at those yummy hanger downers!" or...
"Fuck girl! Cover them scrotum-looking hanger-downers!"

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time

God's trick of keeping everything from going to hell all at once.

He wanted to prolong my disgust like a decrepid ugly old fuck on Viagra- so he said, "Let there be time", and he saw that it was good...

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Mudslinger

A political person who resorts to name-calling and slanderous innuendo in order to make themselves look better at the expense of others. Most often used to describe disparaging
remarks made during the run-up to elections.

"That Hillary, she shore is a mudslinger... Hee Hee Hee".

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