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A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
An immigrant whose sole purpose is to come to America and use us for our generous welfare programs and/or to defraud our citizens through their various racketeering skills (credit card fraud, bank fraud, insurance scams, etc.)
"Yep. We arrested another Somalian "citizen" today in Minnesota for credit card fruad. This guy has no job but yet knows how to scam Americans pretty well...just another Skimmigrant ruining America at the expense of taxpayers."
The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
(A) People who are obviously not serious about getting in shape but attend a fitness club (usually at the request of a significant other) and hog the machine, bench, or area that a serious and courteous member would like to use, remaining there for an exceptionally long time, and are intentionally putting forth little physical effort due to being naturally lazy. (These annoying pricks usually decrease in numbers as it gets farther away from January 1st.)
"All the treadmills are occupied. That one fat gymposter has been there for 25 minutes and hasn't even walked a quarter mile. Get the hell off and go back to the dairy farm, you prick."
A flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her boobs look big on social media and/or dating sites. When they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you've been completely duped by her lie.
Person 1: "Dude, how was your date with Melissa and her huge tits?"
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
Someone who intentionally and repeatedly targets people for the sole purpose of releasing his/her ghastly fart in another's presence.
Dude. Every time Tyrone comes by, it stinks like a rotting turd exploded. I'm pretty sure he's The Unafarter that's doing it.