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(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
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To burglarize and steal/loot another person's property during riots or natural disasters.
Yo, Shakisha! We gotta get to AT&T during this hurricane to get our urban discount on some iphones.
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Someone who intentionally and repeatedly targets people for the sole purpose of releasing his/her ghastly fart in another's presence.
Dude. Every time Tyrone comes by, it stinks like a rotting turd exploded. I'm pretty sure he's The Unafarter that's doing it.
Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.
"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Followers of the anti-capitalist, left-wing lunatic and communist-loving hypocrite, Bernie Sanders. Sander-nistas are typically unaccomplished, unmotivated, pot-smoking losers whose poor work ethic leads them to hate successful people. If they even do graduate from college (though most receive some form of welfare payment), they have useless degrees like art, music, theatre, racial studies, women's studies, gender studies, sociology, education, literature, or communications. They are profficient in protesting, class warfare rhetoric, smoking dope or e-cigs, and shouting out bumper-sticker slogans. Other than that, they are useless, angry pukes and have no societal value.
Uh oh. Here comes the walking dead...more Occupy Wall Street /antifa prptestors and rioters. Or as they are also known, the Sander-nistas
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Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
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