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We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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The fear that spiders have of humans.
Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.
"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"