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Dry fight is what your girlfriend does when she really doesn't have any reason to fight and there is no winner or resolve. Because there was never an issue. She just wanted to fight just to fight.
Man I can't even get my dick hard around this bitch. All she wants to do is dry fight and the shit ain't cool.
Yelats (yea-lets) is the term used by women who don't do shit but say yelats do something for them instead. They never contribute shit except their selfish suggestions.
Baby let's fuck.
Yelats do that right after you take me to buy some more dresses.. I only have 176 of them already.
How about some road head on the way to buy those dresses.
Yelats not and say we did.
P-walking : a modified walk of shame. Similar to a normal walk of shame but is done after a night of bashing the person you just end up walking right back to the moment they call you to come back.
Hey have you seen Priscilla?
Yeah actually she's P-walking down strawberry street as we speak.
Oh, headed back to the palms AGAIN! HAHA
P- walk of shame is that walk you take back out the door with your as of last night "ex boyfriend" that you spent hours bashing and going on about how "he makes you sick" and "does he just expect me to come back after he's had that other bitch over there for weeks?" "fuck him!" There's a walk of shame and a proper walk of shame . P-walk for short.
Hey check this out Tommy just showed his dumb up ass up for priscilla after he been knocking Roxanne down for two weeks. Think she's gonna go with him?
Man you know she is. She been talking shit all night. Watch this P-walk she's got it down cold.
When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
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Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.
True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.
Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.
Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.
What happens to your finger tips after hours of gambling(pinging)
Say man open this coke for me please. I got pinging finger like a bitch.
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