when you think you're buying OxyContins from someone but they end up giving you some bullshit ass OPs that you can't crush or snort.
Sam: Man I bought some OCs last night and when I went to suck the time release coating off the gelled up on me.
Ash: Damn girl, you got OP'D!!!
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1) One who devalues otherâs opinions on something by claiming theyâre not entitled to the opinion because theyâre not qualified, the rightful decision-maker, a part of a particular group, etc.
2) One who denies parental rights by limiting the parentâs interactions or decisions with their own child.
Maria told Jeff he wasnât allowed to be in Spanish Club because he wasnt a native speaker.
The mother was a gatekeeper when she told her ex husband he was not allowed to take their child to Disney World because she didnât want him driving that far with her child. âI am the mother and I make the decisions. You are not taking my child that far away from me,â she exclaimed.
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Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
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A phrase that means âa group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugsâ, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.
*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: âDaddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?â
Dad: âWere gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.â
Kids: âBut we wanna pray too.â
Dad: âThis is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.â