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It's when Amish people have sex with lots of lube.
Those greasy Quakers were churning the butter last night.
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When you blast out a dry turd.
I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.
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When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.
That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.
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It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.
That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.
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