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Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.
My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.
A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.
"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."
10π 5π
When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
5π 2π
The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
26π 3π
When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.
"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"
92π 7π
When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.
When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.