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When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.
When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.
Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.
I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.
A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.
"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."
When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.
My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.