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Making air humping motions to flap your penis up and down so it goes beside your legs and into your ass crack. When it goes between your ass crack you clench on your cheeks so it has to squeeze through them to get out. This causes your penis to rub on the inside of the ass crack and part of the taint eventually making you ejaculate. The noise you get right when the dick hits between the ass crack before you clench them is a huge clap noise so you are essentially clapping your own cheeks.
I clapturbated too hard and pulled my foreskin off but I recommend it kids when you clapturbate you feel amazing things.
When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted ad decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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