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Quick consensual sex before work
The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldierâs minute.
Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix
Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.
Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.
While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.
Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.
I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.