Verb; To convert someone to the secret organization of Shepem.
"Ew, stop talking to Lucy. I bet she got Shepemized."
Noun; Someone who is obviously an Anaconda, although it goes unsaid because people don't want their feelings to be hurt.
Verb; To expose the obvious about a person belittlingly, as if to say, "In case you didn't already know, (blank)."
Noun; "I swear, becky, I'm going to say it. Your such an Amnoddananaconda, I can't believe people kept this from you forever."
Verb; "In case some of you didn't get the hint, I'm about to Amnoddananaconda this person straight down to the center of the earth."
Noun; Someone who is incredibly oppressed against The Shepem.
Verb; To drive someone away from the teachings of The Shepem.
"Opinions on the recent Reddit sh*tpost? As a Shepembol, You know who I'm gonna blame."
Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.
Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.
"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"
Noun; The secret organization behind all garbagey sh*tposts on the interwebs. Used as a scapegoat whenever media on a site does not live up to standards.
"Listen, Bluesky isn't usually this bad, trust me. I blame the Shepem."