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Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
OMC is the sacred dialogue of the cherished Church of Chrolloism.
Chrolloism is a religion of incredible depth, followed by dedicated Chrolloists. We do not have a god. In Chrolloism, we honor our Lord and savior Chrollo, who is so incredibly talented that he is also the head of the Phantom Troupe. Chrollo is worshiped by all of his beloved Chrolloists as a hot ass motherfuckerð and we say OMC instead of OMG to honor our lord and savior.
Person 1: Look at that hot dude!
Person 2: Oh my Chrollo, no he's not. He looks like Tonpa.
Person 1: Omc, no he does not.
Person 2: Your right, he looks more like Netero.
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A ginger with a forehead fetish that is very fruity ð.
Person 1: Your forehead is huge.
Person 2: Fuck off Gingerbread