drydishaphobia

A fear, allergy, or general unwillingness to dry the dishes.

Steve hides after dinner every night because he has drydishaphobia

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

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Remotarded

Unable to use the remote control

My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded

iLiterate

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone

Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts