shartphoria

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

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ignoreworthy

People you press the ignore button on your cell phone and default directly to voice mail when they call. These people are usually drama-laiden, annoying or boring.

Buzz Killington is calling me on the celly. He is so obnoxious and, thus, ignoreworthy!

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Flatusize

Farting when exercising.

geez...I flatusized when doing situps at the gym.

gwp

gift with purchase is the gift that keeps on giving when you have sexual intercourse with a skank whore!

I got a gwp when I screwed the town slut last night because I was so horny and I had nobody else to boink.

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