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(n.) the number following seben in Ebonic mathmatics
Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.
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silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman
Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
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Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.
Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?
A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.
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(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.
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(v.) to poo
I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.
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What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.
Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.
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(n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.
"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."
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