fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

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SIO

Significant Internet Other.

Refers to somebody with whom you spend a significant amount of time talking to online, but rarely or never see in the real world.

"Steve's my SIO"
"Wow, you spend a lot of time talking to him. Is he your SIO?"
"I had a fight with my SIO and he blocked me."

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WBJF

Walking Blow Job Factory

Someone who is very short.

Man 1: Steve's new gf is a WBJF!
Man 2: Awesome!

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